You are a fucking inspiration
Regular price $6.50
Happy f'ing something or other
4 stages of retirement
Quitter
Steal your lunch
Congratulations on your new job
I have decided to keep you
Will you be my bridesmaid
We're even
Happy Birthday Beer
Another fucking birthday card
Happy Birthday Slut
Young and fun
Happy Birthday Tequila
Happy Birthday fabulous bitch
Happy Birthday Asshole
Happy Birthday you old bat
Happy Birthday you old fart
Hangover on the ride home
This is your birthday gift
